Top 10 Places Blondes like to Have Sex
1. In your bed
2. In your parents bed
3. In his car
4. On a washing machine, while running
5. In a hot tub
6. On a beach, down in the sand
7. On a comfy couch with the TV on
8. On a waterbed
9. A plane bathroom
**10.In the rain**
Places Blondes LOVE to have sex
1. In the movies
2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
3. In front of all of your friends
4. In a phonebooth
5. In your best friend's bed
6. At Grandma's house
7. At school
8. In your dirty basement
9. In the street
**10.ON-LINE**
Top three things Blondes want YOU to say before having sex:
1. I love you (but only if you mean it)
2. Rock my world
3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top 3 things Blondes say after sex:
1. Are you sure this was you're first time?
2. Gotta cigarette?
3. Wanna do it again?
Top 3 things NOT to say to Blondes after sex:
1. That was IT??
2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
3. OOPS, the condom broke!
Top three things Blondes will say before having sex:
1. Is this gonna hurt?
2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
3. Are you sure it's on there?
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
What do you call a blond with a dollar on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
Why did the blond have a sore belly button?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.What's the difference between a blond and a brick?
When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.How do you change a blondes mind?
Blow in her ear What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles. What do Blondes say after sex?
Thanks Guys. Are you boys all in the same band? Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their livesQ: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling outQ: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
